T H E   A R T   OF 
T R A I N I N G   A   P U P P Y

"Come out from behind that bush!"

"Woooooo horsie!  Your going the wrong way!" 

"Ok, now were getting somewhere! 
Get your head down!"

"Then the senior decides he wants to train for bait...and you can't get rid of him.  Because the old man says there is bait...there
must be bait!  And the worst part is that you have
to prove it to them you don't have any!  AND
THEY STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"